Tag: humor
group name: postit2me
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September 07, 2007 02:22 AM EDT --
I received these in my email today, and thought I'd share them with you. Enjoy
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: . . . more
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November 13, 2007 01:43 AM EST --
Let me tell you about my doctor.
He is very good. If you
tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and
come in again.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice . . . more
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January 31, 2008 02:42 PM EST --
This showed up in my email. With superbowl coming up, I thought y'all might get a kick out of it.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:31 PM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She . . . more
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December 24, 2007 07:18 PM EST --
Everyone loves redneck jokes ... So here are some jokes that will hopefully make you laugh a little and brighten up your day!
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative . . . more
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July 25, 2007 01:34 PM EDT --
Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other . . . more
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December 20, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts . . . more
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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January 13, 2008 01:10 PM EST --
I anxiously glance at the clock; it's 7:45. Only 5 more minutes and I can leave. The first store I'm going to hit opens at eight, so I have to leave at 7:50. If I drive . . . more
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July 19, 2007 01:01 AM EDT --
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores . . . more
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February 01, 2008 07:32 PM EST --
In light of the holiday season, I am passing along some advice from Dr.
Phil -
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use a little more calmness in our . . . more
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February 02, 2008 12:06 PM EST --
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, said the young man. "If I could . . . more
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January 19, 2008 10:26 AM EST --
I had to trudge a mile from the parking lot to the front of the store. Once inside, I couldn't help but witness the chaos. People were running from aisle to aisle, climbing over each . . . more
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February 01, 2008 11:08 AM EST --
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him,
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND . . . more
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August 22, 2008 02:52 PM EDT --
So much had happened and Bessie was progressing well. She had even learned the art of jumping sideways off the trail Wilma affectionately called, ‘Beautiful Bovine Avenue' and had billboards along . . . more
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September 05, 2007 12:18 AM EDT --
Not composed by me, simply shared...
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and . . . more
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March 24, 2008 11:43 AM EDT --
AAAAAAAA! Don't get me wrong, I love my husband. I just love him better when I don't have to spend every day with him.
I'm used to nice, quiet, peaceful days. . . . more
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
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April 07, 2008 06:30 PM EDT --
If E=MC squared
an Pi is three fourteen
If man has solved the riddles of time
and all the wonders unseen
If man has made it to the stars
and contemplates galaxies
If ancient . . . more
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