Tag: funny
group name: postit2me
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January 31, 2008 02:42 PM EST --
This showed up in my email. With superbowl coming up, I thought y'all might get a kick out of it.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:31 PM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She . . . more
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December 24, 2007 07:18 PM EST --
Everyone loves redneck jokes ... So here are some jokes that will hopefully make you laugh a little and brighten up your day!
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative . . . more
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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February 18, 2008 01:06 PM EST --
( This is meant in fun, so if you're easily offended, don't read!)
Husbands are funny creatures! Not "ha-ha" funny, but just plain baffling ( or weird, you choose). . . . more
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January 13, 2008 01:10 PM EST --
I anxiously glance at the clock; it's 7:45. Only 5 more minutes and I can leave. The first store I'm going to hit opens at eight, so I have to leave at 7:50. If I drive . . . more
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July 19, 2007 01:01 AM EDT --
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores . . . more
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September 02, 2007 07:50 PM EDT --
Remember when I told you that I did the laundry, and hubby and I ended up with a lot of PINK undies? Hehehhhehe. Well, today it changed to grey. We don't have any cold water, . . . more
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March 23, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
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February 01, 2008 07:32 PM EST --
In light of the holiday season, I am passing along some advice from Dr.
Phil -
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use a little more calmness in our . . . more
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February 02, 2008 12:06 PM EST --
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, said the young man. "If I could . . . more
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January 19, 2008 10:26 AM EST --
I had to trudge a mile from the parking lot to the front of the store. Once inside, I couldn't help but witness the chaos. People were running from aisle to aisle, climbing over each . . . more
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February 01, 2008 11:08 AM EST --
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him,
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND . . . more
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July 18, 2007 12:53 AM EDT --
Do you think that the people you know are as strange as the people that I know? Wanna bet?
Truth be told, I'm related by marriage to some of the strange people I know. Well, truth really . . . more
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September 22, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
From my inbox:
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention . . . more
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December 17, 2007 01:16 PM EST --
I do not normally share such things but it cracked me up and I just had to post the message I just received in my inbox:
Hi Dear
Peace be unto you,my name is cythia, how are you . . . more
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June 13, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This morning the kids and I were sitting at the table eating our breakfast together like we always do. We were talking about what we thought we should do today. We're SO happy that it's . . . more
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July 16, 2007 07:56 PM EDT --
I was told that I could make a recipe' sound exciting. Lets see if I can. Especially since I don't know any, because I am a most dreadful cook.
OK, Basic Baked Chicken . . . more
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September 02, 2007 06:43 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail and had to share with ya'll.
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd . . . more
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